we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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