Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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