Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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