I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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