how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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