let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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