community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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