was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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