I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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