Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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