sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Holy sore nipples Batman
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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