So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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