mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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