I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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