i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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