What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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