Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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