You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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