Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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