Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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