it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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