Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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