i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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