I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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