His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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