It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr