My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go