Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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