That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Mom said you looked used
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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