i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
we should paint friendship bongs
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