Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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