Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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