so explain again why im purple
no
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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