Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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