Sponge bath it is.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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