Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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