Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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