I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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