We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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