hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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