She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now