question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.