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• (206): View more from Washington

  Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July

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• (646): View more from New York

  His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...

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• (408): View more from California

  I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.

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• (607): View more from New York

  There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.

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