Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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