but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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