i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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