i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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