he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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