dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
She said her name was "party"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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