I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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