she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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