No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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