It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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