Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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