reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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