the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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