I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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