Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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