8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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