It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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