I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You made out with two different species that night
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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