Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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