We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Let's get the cat blown out
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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